{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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